" No, I have heard horror stories about that, okay ? I am not - No. They said one liked to make their sculptures out of corpses. Corpses ! " He shivers at the thought, shaking his head quickly. " I think we will be great roommates, yes. " He nods back, finally moving to unpack his own things. " Anything else I should know about you ? "


"See? I told you that it’d be weirder if you roomed with em." He said, moving to help Stiles. "Mind if I lend a hand? Uh, not really. I don’t have much to say about myself. For now, at least. What about you? You look interesting."

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REBLOGGED notmyjeepyoucreep 4 days ago (ORIGINALLY notmyjeepyoucreep)

so who wants to do something?

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"Hey, I'm open minded."
NSFW prompts

"Random. But, good to hear."

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NSFW Prompts

  • "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
  • "Come sit on my lap."
  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
  • "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
  • "God, you look good."
  • "Come here, baby."
  • "Come here, daddy."
  • "Give me a kiss."
  • "Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen."
  • "I could really use a fuck right now."
  • "We can take a quick shower."
  • "I could give you a massage, if you want."
  • "Please?"
  • "You're so cute I could just eat you up."
  • "Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?"
  • "Hey, I'm open minded."
  • "Are you sure that's safe?"
  • "Silk or lace?"
  • "I want to be sore."
  • "I don't have a gag reflex."
  • "What flavour condom do you like?"
  • "We have time to kill; you know what that means."
  • "Beg for it."
  • "You look super hot from down here."
  • "You look super hot from up here."
  • "Someone's happy to see me."
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REBLOGGED 1x1hutcherson 4 days ago (ORIGINALLY askmemes4rp)


           ”I don’t need gentle, for the
            record. How am I an idiot?”


"—Not you, genius.
 you must’ve heard me in passing.
 besides. I don’t even know you.”

(Source: matt-daehler)

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REBLOGGED youfellforthat 4 days ago (ORIGINALLY matt-daehler)

oh hey I have open starters. have at them.

[floats around like a spoopy ghost]

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Derek growled at the other, looking over him as he snapped. “You’re the one who put my head there.” he spat. “If you don’t want me to show affection, don’t ask for it!”

"I didn’t ask for it. I put your head there because I thought it was cute." Matt reasoned, staring own at him with a shake of his head.

(Source: matt-daehler)

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REBLOGGED dereksinferno 1 week ago (ORIGINALLY matt-daehler)


      “I can’t help that my desk
       is in front of the poster.
       You could easily walk
       around my desk so you could
       see it.”


   “I could. Or you could
    move ever so slightly.”

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REBLOGGED ikindafeltdrawnhere 1 week ago (ORIGINALLY ikindafeltdrawnhere)


" I am not sure if that is creative or just simply weird. " Stiles mumbles, rubbing at his neck lightly as he watches the other with a frown. " Stiles. Not too sure if it’s nice to meet you, but I guess there’s a lot of worse people that I could have gotten. " 


"It’s creative! If you want weird you should room with an art major." Matt told him, tilting his head at the others frown. "I was teasing, by the way. I’d at least ask before doing that." He told him with a nod and a warm smile. Or as warm as a boy like Matt could muster.

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REBLOGGED notmyjeepyoucreep 1 week ago (ORIGINALLY notmyjeepyoucreep)